Dear Incompetent Driver

Dear Incompetent Driver from Alaska,

I'm not sure you noticed me today. I was in the LARGE RED SUV. You attempted to merge in front of me in Lincoln today...after driving in the parking lane, like it was cool. No blinker, no handle signals, nada. Just so you know, you looked like an idiot. Then after the old lady behind me let you in you proceeded to pull up my bumper and stay so close I felt like you really wanted to exchange insurance info in the near future. I couldn't even see you in my mirrors at points. Then just south of town as soon as you got the chance you floored it and zoomed around me and then cut back in front of me....and SLOWED DOWN. Really? Of course you were so close I actually had to avoid hitting you and I luckily know how to drive. (cough) Unlike yourself (cough). So I kindly mumbled to myself as I passed you. You once again got a bug up your butt less than 2 miles later, where you proceeded to pass me again, then cut me off and exit the highway.

You Mister Man, need driving lessons! You need to learn the laws of California. You need to go back to Alaska and hit a moose...although that would be a waste of a perfectly good moose. I've decided to report you to nobody, but I still think you should have your license revoked.

For what its worth, I hope you drive your bobsled or snow machine better than you do your nice shiny new car.

Respectfully-
The mommy who glared at you today....Sarah

(*license plate changed for privacy)