This may be a bit TMI, but its funny as heck.
Tonight I went to Walmart for a quick trip to grab some ice cream & s'mores supplies for camp. Down one aisle I passed a mom & several small children. I heard her son (about 4 years old) mention my chest after I walked by..."Mom did you see her boobs?" His mom replied with "Don't worry sweetie they're probably fake."
Seriously?!?! (He was pretty quiet about his question, but I was really close by still. It was his mom who was loud...RUDE!)
I am a nursing mom. My chest isn't small by any means, but really its not HUGE! Afterwards I started wondering...hmm. Did I have visible nipple? (Didn't check right then.) Was I leaking? Nope. I'm wearing a nursing bra & fitted t-shirt for goodness sake.
I'd say out of the mouths of babes...but its the mothers assumption that I had breast implants that sort of blew me away. It gave me a good giggle. What is with the things people have been saying lately?!?!
Good thing I wasn't with you. The poor kid wouldn't have known where to look... (just sayin') and I may have had to pop the mom.
ReplyDeleteOn the other hand, Jesse should be thrilled, since you have officially crossed the line to "trophy wife", what with your new hair and fancy ta-ta's!!!